Your relationship is on the floor, and that sucks. Because who wants a floor relationship? And it's way past the five second rule. Or, three minute rule, or five minute? Regardless, It's been over a month. So what do you do, you have to choose, do you pick it up, clean it up, dust it off, lick the linoleum, or do you throw it away and get a new one. Leaving it there will just not do, it would cause more problems: stepping around it; accidental awkward collisions, that always end messy; identity confusion, is that food, or trash?; et. c. And you can't just throw it away, and not replace it, because then you would be left very unsatisfied. Maybe you decide to make up whole new one, from scratch, there are a few other things you could consider having. Your new one may be even nicer, and better for you. But you cant stop staring at that half eaten bagel on the floor, it's hard to remember how it got there, but you know that you really had your heart set on it...
I ate my bagel off of the floor, along with dust and tears. I kind of hope that's symbolic, but we'll see.